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I opened up my filter box as I was going  ... I opened up my filter box as I was going ...
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 353 seconds

I opened up my filter box as I was going to clean it - I saw a frogs leg sticking out of a hole in the filter tube. It appeared to move when I touched it but I was unsure as to whether it was just a nerve reaction. Here's what I saw:


Fail prank Gas phone call Fail prank Gas phone call
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 110 seconds

A random number taken out of the phone book reaches the wrong person


Who\ Who's The Master? (Grange Hill parody song)
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 95 seconds

A song about someone who we know that has a things to do list which they are going through. A bucket list / things to do before you die type thing. Some people have different ideas to others.
Who's the master (lick my arm pits)
I'm the master
Who's your master?
I'm your master
And I expect you to lick my armpits
Obey the master
Cos he finds it so erotic


Whizz Is Our Goddess (The Beatles - I am the walrus parody) Whizz Is Our Goddess (The Beatles - I am the walrus parody)
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 234 seconds

We do not condone drug use (obviously, as we don't even know what they are) - it's only a song dedicated to someone who knows


Divorced With Child (Oasis Married With Children parody) Divorced With Child (Oasis Married With Children parody)
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 237 seconds

A parody of Married with Children by Oasis taken from the Definitely Maybe album. It's only a joke - obviously we also do not agree with burning people - whether they are witches or not. All names and references are fictional and any similarity with a real person(s) is purely coincidental.


Who\ Who's got your goat test3.avi
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 165 seconds

just some colour tests


Stinky Winky song by Clem Stinky Winky song by Clem
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 72 seconds

Another track from the infamous Ministry De Polo (vodka & orange) recording session.
It's about a beautiful little dog called Peanut


Say song by Clem Say song by Clem
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 229 seconds

Featuring Brother Numsee


Get That Video Camera Off Me song by Clem Get That Video Camera Off Me song by Clem
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 113 seconds

Get that video camera off me,
Get it out of my face,
Or you'll find bones displaced
I'll shove it up your as*
Cos you've got a picture of my ex lass
Get that video camera out of my face
Mr video cameraman get it out of my face
You're telling me I'm a crack whore head and you might as well
Kick me in my face


Is Your Coffee Alright For You Lads? Is Your Coffee Alright For You Lads?
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 62 seconds

Would you like some turkey burgers?


Traditional Russian Dancer song by Clem Traditional Russian Dancer song by Clem
Posted by: ClemProductions

Video duration: 64 seconds

Dance my Russian beauty


Mummys Little Soldier song by Clem Mummys Little Soldier song by Clem
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Video duration: 53 seconds

How is mummy's little soldier?
I can feel it in my veins,
How is mummy's little soldier?
It is driving me insane;
There's too much Calpol and too much Night Nurse,
And too much of that stuff you rub on my chest,
There's too much of this and too much of that,
That TCP is all soggy in my vest,
Who's mummy's little soldier?